Amazing English Sign in Foreign Countries . . .

Cocktail lounge, Norway:"LADIESARE REQUESTEDNOT TO HAVECHILDREN IN THE BAR."

At a Budapest zoo:"PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD,GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ONDUTY."

Doctors' office, Rome:"SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES."

Dry cleaners, Bangkok:"DROPYOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS."

A sign seen on an automaticrestroom hand dryer:"DO NOTACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS."

In a cemetery:"PERSONS ARE PROHIBITEDFROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY,BUT THEIR OWN,GRAVES."

Tokyo hotel's rules ad regulations:"GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKEOR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIORS IN BED."

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:"OUR WINESLEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."

In a Tokyo bar:"SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS."

Hotel, Yugoslavia:"THE FLATTENING OFUNDERWEAR WITH PLEASUREIS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID."

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:"WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?"

In the window on a Swedish furrier:"FUR COATS MADE FOR LADIES FROM THEIR OWN SKIN."

The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:"GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE."

In a Swiss mountaininn:"SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM."

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:"WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."

A laundry in Rome:"LADIES,LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HEREAND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME."